We predict an immensely stressful future of cut-throat jockeying for an ever shrinking pool of web design/computer jobs, not unlike the kind of SUV driving we see daily on the streets of downtown San Francisco ... On the positive side, we're hoping for an escalating migration of computer hipsters to labor unions. The number of Microsoft "permanent-temps" joining labor unions has quadrupled in the past year, and as Microsoft goes, so goes the nation--perhaps. We can only hope that people will wake up to the fact that their lives are flashing by, and that 80-hour-work weeks are not good for the soul--not to mention one's sex life. Advertising reflects reality, and the phrase "Get a life" only underscores the blatant fact that if you're watching TV, you probably don't have one.